How To: Become a Dictator in 10 Steps

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By shady-alex

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These steps followed by the most of the dictators in the world, to stay in power for life.

1.Dye your hair: to become younger to keep your image the same in peoples mind so they don’t think you old.

2.Your name: Own your country by writing your name on every place (Roads, Hospitals & other facilities) that’s made by taxes money

3.Your photo & Statue: Put your photo & Statue everywhere so people believe that you owned this country, and you are the only one suitable to control this country.

Kim Jong
Kim Jong
Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein

4.Songs: Make songs talk only about you and your Greatness.

5.Your police & army: Build an army to protect you, to put anyone against you in the jail and ensure your safety not your people safety.

6.Law: Write your country's law by yourself to make anyone against you is against the law.

7.TV and newspapers: Make the national TV talk about you as the visionary leader, who protect their freedom and about yourgreat achievements even it's not exist, and put your photo in the first page of newspapers.

The real photo
The real photo
The fake photo that published in Egyptian newspaper ( Hosni Mubarak in the front )
The fake photo that published in Egyptian newspaper ( Hosni Mubarak in the front )

8.Your son: Make everything to make sure that your son comes after you in the power and protect your legacy.

Kim Jong and his son
Kim Jong and his son
Bashaar El Assad and his father Hafiz
Bashaar El Assad and his father Hafiz

9.The conspiracy: Implant the conspiracy idea in people's mind that everyone hates and want to destroy your country because it developed.

10.Deny: Deny everything, deny torture, deny corruption, deny poverty and if there is a revolution deny it.

Note: After doing this steps and a revolution started against you, run away so as not to be like Mussolini or Muammar al Qaddafi.


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Marcy Goodfleisch profile image

Marcy Goodfleisch Level 7 Commenter 3 months ago

Very clever! I love the before & after photos with the red-carpet stroll. Voted up and interesting.

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